Sardines

A co-worker went on a business trip to Florida this last week.

He told me he was going to bring me a gift back.

I was excited.

He came to my desk and got me all excited about the special present from Florida.

GROSS

And, it isn't even special from Florida. You could pick that nasty can up at any store. Well, I assume. I've never actually purchased sardines.

I told him I was going to open it up in his office on a Friday after he'd left for the weekend.

He thinks I'm kidding.