Best Friends

Britt: Let’s move to the beach and swim all day and look at fish

Samar: Yeah! And sharks

Britt: No. Sharks will eat us

Samar: We will wear full wet suits though cuz jellyfish like creatures like me. 

I will eat the shark.

Britt: Your teeth aren’t sharp enough

Samar: You don’t know that

Britt: You’ve bit me before. 

If you couldn’t eat me you couldn’t eat a shark

Samar: It was a love bit. Not an “I’ll eat you bite.” 

Before you get married you need a ninja chopper…. Seriously makes my life so easy.

Britt: I am a ninja

Samar: Haha I’m serious man